Top Crimes Committed in Fairy Tales

got this from a local magazine...thought it was funny and just had to share...

1. Unlawful demolition of straw houses
2. Illegal consumption of grandmothers
3. Abandonment of children in the woods
4. Inter-species romance
5. Conversion of humans into amphibians without a licence
6. Offering poisoned fruit
7. Tricking little children into trading their livetock for 'magic beans'
8. Outraging the modesty of women by kissing them without their consent when they are in a magically-induced coma
9. Breaking and entering, followed by theft of porridge
10. Failure to pay musicians for pest control services
11. Employing elves without paying foreign worker levy
12. Distorting the truth by writing a column suggesting that the Emperor has no clothes on

Courtesy of 8 Days magazine issue no. 824 (Singapore)

Ventelated by MeiBao @ 11:44 PM